Posted on Sunday, 27 May
I made a comment about the story "The Bro Code - Rule Number 11: The Phone Clause" on Wattpad:
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Posted on Sunday, 27 May
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
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thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw .
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
When I have kids
Posted on Sunday, 27 May
*Watching Harry Potter, Hunger Games and Percy Jackson*
Kid: Mum, why are we watching these movies they're so old.
Me: Just shut up and eat your pears.
Kid: Mum these movies are so unrealistic.
Me: How dare you you muggle!
Kid: Mum you're so embarrassing. *leaves and slams the door*
Me: JOSHUA FINNICK RONALD LERMAN THAT IS MAHOGANY
Posted on Sunday, 27 May
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
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